Jimmy Kimmel took a low blow against Brett Kavanaugh with this sick “joke”

The left’s smear campaign against Brett Kavanaugh has just escalated.

Senate Democrats and left-wing activists are stooping to new lows to block Judge Kavanaugh from being seated on the Supreme Court.

And you won’t believe the sick “joke” that Jimmy Kimmel just told about Brett Kavanaugh.

Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel has become well known for his liberal agenda and outlandish statements.

He’s given up on comedy and turned his late-night show into a leftist soapbox.

This time he went too far.

Kimmel suggested that Brett Kavanaugh cut off his penis if he is confirmed to the Supreme Court.

Breitbart reports:

ABC late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel took the stage on Tuesday and jokingly suggested that his “compromise” to the battle of Brett Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court nomination is to chop off the judge’s “pesky penis,” should he be confirmed.

Kavanaugh has reportedly produced calendars from 1982, which purportedly prove he was out of town during the time in which Ford says he attempted to grope her at a house party.

“What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?” Kimmel asked. “No wonder he was a virgin.”

Kimmel concluded his Kavanaugh monologue with a gruesome suggestion.

“Hear me out on this,” Kimmel began “So Kavanaugh gets confirmed to the Supreme Court, OK? Well, in return we get to cut that pesky penis of his off in front of everyone.”

The left’s attacks against Kavanaugh lack any substance or evidence.

They are disgracefully trying to destroy his reputation and career by making unsubstantiated accusations of sexual assault.

Even some of Kavanaugh’s opponents have condemned the shaky allegations.

But Democrats are hoping they can still convict Kavanaugh in the court of public opinion.

Who do you think will get the last laugh – Kavanaugh or Kimmel?

Vote in our poll below and let us know your thoughts in the comments.


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103 Responses

  1. Gregory Sullivan says:

    Maybe Mr. Kimmel should cut his own head off if he wants to Kavanaugh cuts off his sex tool.

  2. I am here in Munich and never heard of the Fuc-, however very glad i hadn’t !

  3. Norma Gilmer says:

    I like that statement from The Bible inspired By The Holy Spirit..In JESUS NAME,NAME ABOVE ALL NAMES.THANK YOU FOR THE SCRIPTURE

  4. Kbb says:

    Can we instead just have a public removal of Kimmel’s tongue so that we also no longer need to listen to his dribble?

  5. Cheryl says:

    Jimmy Kimmel is such a non entity. He is nothing but a jerk. He is not funny at all and is a disgusting creep. I do not find it surprising at all to find out that he has said this awful thing. He is just like Al Franken, and all those stupid women comedians that are disgusting and not funny. They should investigate Al Franken. they should investigate Jimmy Kimmel. I wonder how many skeletons are in his closet. He is not even worthy to say the name of Judge Cavanaugh. I do not watch his show and wouldn’t watch it if someone paid me.

  6. fezoj says:

    I hope some one cat of his p….s and stick in his mouth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. cathylovesyou says:

    Jimmy Kimmel A failure in life, a disgrace to his children and wife. A hater of America. AND an all around jerk. Jimmy smells

  8. MARK MADDALLA says:

    The article says Kimmel “abandoned” comedy. Kimmel was never a real comic. Everything is written (poorly) for this cheap hack. His delivery sucks, his timing sucks, HE SUCKS.

  9. Ann says:

    I have kept calendars and diaries since I was 9 years old and I still have them. I am 65 !

  10. “What 17-year-old keeps calendars of his social engagements?” Kimmel asked. “No wonder he was a virgin.”

    And that’s why today Judge Kavanaugh aspires to the highest court in the land, while Big mouth Kimmel remains a second rate comic at best. Perhaps Kimmel should consider sacrificing a testicle or two to improve his repertoire.

  11. Rex says:

    Jimmy Kimmel (kibble) and bits. He is nothing but dog food. A real male vagina if I ever saw one. Jimmy go to HE (double hockey sticks!) right now!!!

  12. Joe says:

    Jimmy Kimmel sit’s down to piss!

  13. earl says:

    Whenever I hear the name jimmy kimmel, i think of the man show, and the outrageously insulting ways women were portrayed on that show. i think it’s odd that the pro-women’s lobbies and me-too seem to be glad to give this person a pass, so long as he’s attacking republicans.

    • Rebecca says:

      If Kimmel wants something cut off, let him cut off his own head.

      • Warren says:

        That would be really difficult to do as his Head is hidden up his A$$…!!!
        Hollywood type Television died in the late sixties I now watch Japanise & Chinese TV series with captions after no TV for nine years after hearing O’Reilly say obama had our best interest at Heart called the Cable Co come get your junk and cut that Cable..!!!

    • Paul Pence says:

      Wow. I totally forgot about “the Man Show”. What a steaming piece of crap that was. Nothing but demeaning condescending garbage. But Jimmy Kimmel was actually a little bit funny when he played second banana to Ben Stein on “Win Ben Stein’s Money”. And to think, Jimmy was co-hosting a game show with some one (Ben) who comes off as a pretty solid Republican.

  14. Joe says:

    Hey Jimmy Kimmel, up yours you sissified liberal twit!

  15. Nora says:

    A mature responsible 17 year old makes a calendar, but a mature responsible individual does not make lewd comments about people who are superior in every way for their ratings, you need to apologize and mean it.

  16. dennis says:

    as of tonight im going to make a list of all sponsors of the jimmy kimmel nightly show ! then im going to boycot every one of them, and i proudly recommend that everyone who watches his pathetic show do the same. ( to patriot pulse . i have not made this statement about kimmel before )

  17. dennis says:

    as of tonight im going to make a list of all sponsors of the jimmy kimmel nightly show ! then im going to boycot every one of them, and i proudly recommend that everyone who watches his pathetic show do the same

  18. tom matt says:

    My reaction to his commit: does he (kimmel) want to suck it off ?

  19. Mike says:

    Kimmal is an A Whole

  20. Sheila Rose says:


  21. Bruce Porter says:

    this a hole is not worth a comment!!

  22. Herbert G. Chapman says:

    I wonder how many boys will come forward saying Kimmel raped them !

  23. Believer says:

    Kimmel is one sick minded person(notice i didn’t say MAN) IF he fathered the children ,they sure should be taken out of his care. THE MOTHER sure has low morals to have her children around a person with such low morals.. The children don’t have a chance to turn out healthy minded .You know the kids there around parents tell them to stay away from them..

  24. tony winters says:

    Dear PatriotPulse Newsletter: Please stop wasting Internet bandwidth with crap about Jimmy Kibble, and his fellow night time whore mongers. I didn’t even read this article only the headlines and went right to the comment block to tell you that I not only think this article sucks but from past experience I know it sucks. Thank you

  25. James C Green says:

    You can’t get much lower class than that. I hope Kimmel’s ratings are so bad that he is cancelled. I will surely help by NEVER watching him again, ever! What a scumbag!

    • Jim says:

      As I have written before, Kimmel is a DEMENTED, Evil minded, LOW-LIFE that can only be remembered by the GARBAGE that spews from his filthy mouth. What comes out is fermenting in his mind,,,,,,GOD SAVE HIS “FANS”!! Anyone that would attempt to impress his audience with this type of EVIL TRIPE is only showing his actual level of intelligence,,,,,NONE!!!! For those that sat in his audience and didn’t walk out when he opened his mouth and this “CRAP” fell out, deserve an equal visit by KARMA!!

    • MARILYN D SMITH says:

      I agree.

  26. John says:

    If the SOB would come to the KC area i will cut out his tongue

    • truthistruth says:

      Fester, complain and whine. No wonder there are few Late Night Comedy shows or comedians who are conservative, because you get all bent out of shape and have poor senses of humor. Just like about 2 weeks ago with a joke at the emmys, whine complain, gripe and threaten. I swear if some of you cannot relax a little and quit being the grouchy, complaining old codgers you are, you will stroke out soon. If you don’t like the comedy shows, don’t watch them and don’t bring up their jokes to get angry and offended about them. Seems you Trumpettes LIKE to whine, complain, bitch and play the victim. Turn the channel, ignore shows with comedy since you can’t seem to handle them.

      • mike86080 says:

        you must be a liberal a hole

        • Mary Q says:

          I’d say he is liberal … and he’s talking about whining? He’s had mush ponded into his brain his whole life … never had his precious party bested.
          Now, it’s happened and he still thinks he’s in the majority. I feel sad for the parents who used hard earned money to educate their child. They didn’t get what was promised ~ a person with ability to think on his own and form opinions.
          No, they got what the leftist education system wanted … an automaton who spewsthe party line. Yes, pity the poor parents and this fool they raised.

          • Marleen Davis says:

            Why even bother commenting to a little liberat? They don’t listen, they only waa waa and whine. They don’t think, they only follow. They are brainwashed and cannot think for themselves. And tomorrow he or she gonna cry like a baby when Kavanaugh gets confirmed!

      • Deb says:

        Oh yeah. You mean like the way you liberals reacted to Roseanne and every Conservative. Whine, complain, gripe and threaten. Oh yeah let’s add crying, screaming, destroying property, looting, defamation……….. all because you hate so much you’ve lost all sense of reason and common sense. Your fake outrage over anything Conservative is really getting ridiculous

  27. Emery says:

    Kimmel is a SICK dingbat!

    • Charles says:

      Comedy is not what he is good at; spreading crap is his profession, he could get a job in a waste treatment plant feeding Tilapia they like him just eat the suspended solids!

  28. Jim says:

    Kimmel is a pathetic self-righteous hack. He was made out of the same mol,d as the rest of the hacks who disregard presumption of guilt and try, convict, and demonize publicly with no regard for the truth or the rights of those whom they have shamefully attacked for purely political reasons. I do not watch Kimmel’s TV shows, as he disgusts me and he is not worth one second of my time. If people would dismiss him, he would go away, but sadly people are eating right out of his filthy hands because they too are bottom feeders with no real honor or integrity.

  29. Craig Michael Vandertie says:

    I still blame him for the demise of the Man Show, but he has clearly proven he has never been a man any way.

  30. Ron says:

    Kimmel is a small minded slug who is about as funny as a toothache! He demonstrates his low life standards every time he opens his mouth! Can’t expect anything better of this cretin

    • NavVet67 says:

      Total agreement on this end. A real slime ball

    • terry says:

      Kimmel is a pathetic excuse for a person and a man. It shows how screwed up the left has become in America. And with the likes of a comedian , a Maxine , a Feinstein, and far to many others to name , is what many in America have bought into.
      Sad day for our great America.

  31. Eyeball says:

    ‘Like the title: Kimmel and ‘Low Blow'” Fits.

  32. henry says:

    I find it unbelievably ironic the way the Republicans and all of Trumps followers are screaming about the Democrats delaying Cavanaugh’s confirmation. Well before you complain about them wanting to take an extra week or two to investigate, why don’t you first explain to us how Republicans never once interviewed for eight straight months Obama’s nomination. Just explain it that’s all I ask! If you’re going to bitch about something, that’ll look at your own history and then decide whether you’re in a position to bitch. The Constitution gives the president the job of appointing during their presidency any Supreme Court Justice. Obama was President, nominated someone, and it’s not that the Republicans wouldn’t put into office, but if they wouldn’t even put him in front of the Senate to ask him the questions to decide whether they should even vote on him. You people are ridiculous. It’s one thing to vote for Trump because you thought he was going to give him a chance. I get that. I truly get that. But after 2 years of the bull crap that this man has done how you can still stand behind him is nothing but prove that you are ignorant and never ever will change your mind even when proven you made a mistake. If I hear that idiot tell us one more time, to list the things that he’s got done. Of all of his campaign promises, he hasn’t met one of them, not one. Oh yeah he has come close on a couple, but nothing. Both congress’s are Republican lead, and he still can’t get what he wants! No wall. Hasn’t fix NAFTA. Did not replace Obamacare. Claimed he will by the end of his administration. Do you get that? 0! Well, not only has that not even started to happen, he has raised the national debt another 2 trillion dollars. Please, someone tell me what it is that he’s gotten actually done. I am willing to listen I know you don’t believe it but I am.

    • Ron says:

      You won’t listen because your small mind is made up! You could be hit alongside the head with a bat and you still wouldn’t get it. Obama’s nomination was held up because there was a PRESIDENTIAL election coming up. This is a different situation. But that has nothing to do with this brouhaha, despite what the Demorats say! They are opposed to this nominee for two reasons! One, Trump nominated him. It would make no difference who the nominee was! Two, the Demorats are terrified of an additional Supreme Court Justice who might actually rule according to the Constitution instead of making up law and legislating from the bench like 4 of them do!

    • Marleen Davis says:

      Henry, you obviously only watch CNN and MSNBC and you only read what? comic books? You have no idea what is really going on and never have. You are another brainwashed follower who is oblivious to what is really happening in our government. Addressing why the wall hasn’t been built–Geez, it takes a congressional vote and he cannot get one because of your buddies stalling, causing stoppages, etc. Pay attention. He has fixed some of NAFTAs horrendous problems, it takes some time to work out what BO f’d up in 8 years. So stop your stupid rhetoric and get real. Do b.s. us with you crap and if you want to comment on something, you best be educated and knowledgeable about it. Stop being a brainwashed tv watched and research.

    • Jeff says:

      That has nothing to do with this, we didn’t have someone come out and falsely accuse the man of anything and try to ruin him and his family! We could have and maybe next time, if there is a next time, we will! Being anyone the demoncrats pick will more than likely not need a false accusation as they are all pedophiles and women beaters and rapist!

  33. Richard says:

    I swear that all these liberals are so brave when they don’t have a face the people who they are making fun of. I bet that most of these people were picked on in school. They probably didn’t have many friends and no social life. They are making up for it now mainly because they can’t grow up and are harboring a grudge. Facebook and Twitter have unleashed a whole army of keyboard warriors who say things that they never would dare to your face. This includes comedians who believe that they are above the law. They need to just grow up. We are reaching a low in this country that we may never recover from. That’s sad. Let’s not forget that Rome was a great empire and they never believed that they could fall. But they did

  34. Donald Cartmill says:

    Jimmy Kemmel is doing his best imitation of “The View”.. Tasteless ,obnoxious ,No class ,idiot. How does such low class
    tripe manage to stay on TV.

    • henry says:

      Because this is television! Get it? You stay on TV when you have the largest late night audience compared to all the other stations! That’s how he keeps his job!

    • Judy says:

      I do agree! He is not a comedian, he is just simply a pervert with no class at all!

      • henry says:

        What! You’re calling Jimmy Kimmel a perv when we have largest pervert America as our president! Really? You want to go down that road? Calling somebody a pervert when the person you’re defending is got 19 women who have stepped forward and said he has sexually assaulted them! Two of which have been proven! Yeah, be a real female, stand behind the worst example of a immoral disgusting Pig!

        • DB says:

          You must be talking about that outstanding Democratic President William A. Clinton who lies, cheats, steals, is a known pedophile and is married to a lesbian who attacks women who reported his attacks on them . IN addition hs a trail of bodies behind his climb up the ladder of at least 80 who had the good on or could do him damage politically. Outstanding but typical Democrat.

          • truthistruth says:

            Both Trump and Clinton are hounds and their behavior is similar. But DB, you cannot get out of Trump’s own words on the Hollywood access tape that he not only went after a married woman “like a bitch,” but that he could not control himself and that he could “grab women by the P**sy” and bragged he could get away with it. I am willing to admit that perhaps Trump and Bill Clinton are pervs – – are you?

            And present the EVIDENCE on just one body that President Clinton is responsible for. You make us this CRAP, and then use it as a justification for your own bad behavior.

    • Charles says:

      Naked and Afraid took his earlier time slot, or it might have been the Wives of Atlanta, not sure which?

  35. Kenneth Boyd says:

    What 50 something year old remembers in detail what transpired when they were 17 ? Ha !

    • henry says:

      Well well well, another example of the low IQ voters that went for Trump! Myself and any number of the guys that I have spoken to recently since this whole thing has started, I have found every single one of us including me that remembers anything that we did regarding sex in high school! So your comment is actually the opposite of what is real. Everybody remembers what they did in high school! Especially if they attacked females when they were drunk!

      • JR says:

        It’s not hard to remember NOTHING! You idiots couldn’t get a girl if she was a liberal much less a dog Democrat in heat! How many did you and your boyfriends attack? Or did you just attack other guys? It’s those liberal nutjob women that can’t remember what happened at thier parties, Kavanaugh knows he wasn’t there and didn’t touch them, he had much more sense than that!

    • Dr. J.D. says:

      Kenneth, you are showing your ignorance here, especially about the physiology of memory. Traumatic memories get etched into the brain, things deemed not important get stored away and are not accessed easily. We actually remember everything we experience, but the problem is access it. When it is wrapped in a lot of emotion, like FEAR FOR ONES life, it is very accessible. When I was about 5 or 6, some neighborhood teen put a knife to my throat for some reason and I have never forgotten one detail of that experience.

  36. John Bloxson Jr. says:

    Kimmel has again shown he has no class and must be fired just as Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Bhar should be!!

  37. James Foster says:

    Who gives a FRA about Kimmel or what he says or does? Do people actually watch his program?

    • henry says:

      Yes, the answer is yes! More people watch him than any other late night show on television. Why don’t you look up the facts and figures before you make a ridiculously stupid comment. Oh that’s right, Trump is President, and since he gets away with saying things and never once ever ever ever giving us an example of proven what he said is real. I have no problem with what phone says, I have a problem with the fact that he has never ever cited an example of what he is saying. He is ignorant he’s a pervert he’s in moral and he’s unethical.

      • truthistruth says:

        conservatives don’t watch Kimmel, because they cannot handle his jokes. It is liberals and independents that watch and enjoy humor, not only liberal jokes, but joke about liberals. Yes, we CAN laugh at ourselves! The Daily Show with Jon Stewart poked quite a bit of fun at liberals.

  38. Richard Hennessy says:

    Sick–good description for Kimmel!!

  39. donna hope says:

    When a comedian has to used canned laughter on the show it’s proof he’s not funny. Pathetic loser!

  40. Donna Chipp says:

    Roseanne Barr lost her show for tweeting someone much less revolting than what Kimmel said on live television. ABC is again showing their true colors and I am really hating them.

  41. ron kasner says:

    why doesn’t Kimmel cut off his own :”part” and eat it?

  42. Rodger Shull says:

    kimmel needs to be taken out behind the wood shed, and giving a attitude lesson. and then have his little weeniee cut off, if he had one,. I,d bet that get kimmel backed up in a corner, he would just show how big of a whimp he is, lets see his NOT FUNNY mouth can do.

    • DB says:

      Remember he plays to the decadent but small group of people that are just like him, ignorant, jealous, either uneducated or only High School educated, insulting, and vulgar. Kind of sounds like most democrats to me.

  43. DB says:

    Comedy has changed into insults and vulgar references. A comedian or talk show host only plays to the audience which today is made up of insulting and vulgar people that thrive on the resulting product. Too bad we all have to suffer due to the small percentage of people that never grow up beyond High School days. When you education stops, so does your maturity.

  44. Nan says:

    Where has our decentcy gone? What has happened to us? These are just alligations. Where are the facts? Please think before you repeat any of this. What if this was your good name?

  45. Steve says:

    It’s Jimmy Kimmel…he always blows low.

  46. George Koch says:

    At one time I enjoyed Kimmel. Not any more. His jokes aren’t even funny any more. I no longer watch the show.

  47. Harvey Specht says:

    All businesses that advertise on this Kimmel show are companies I won’t do business with.

  48. Steve says:

    Just what news programs do conservatives view and what news papers do you read to come to the conclusions you come to?

    Do you pay attention to the fact that Trump has outright lied over 2500 times since he has taken office? Do 15 or more sexual allegations against Trump mean anything to you?

  49. Shelba J. Holmes says:

    Kimmel is a very sick man. He is totally devoid of any moral or ethical sense.. People who watch this fool and find his sick attacks funny are in the same boat.

  50. Richard says:

    He is nothing more then a bad soap box snake oil salesmen.

  51. Eric Granberg says:

    I despise Trump and that “joke” even that gets a thumbs down from me…

  52. Rhesa Cook says:

    That’s why I don’t watch late night comedians. They aren’t comedians like they used to be. Johnny Carson was the epitome of late night comedy.
    The closest is Jimmy Fallon.

  53. Popeye74 says:

    Kimmel is a leftist dirtbag who constantly abuses his undeniable right to freedom of speech under the 1st Amendment. However, the idiot ignores the right of others to contact Kimmel’s network bosses and sponsors to demand let them know we want Kimmel fired and boycott the whole lot of them. Hit ’em where it hurts…in their pocketbook! Let Kimmel spend a very long time standing in the unemployment line and sniveling for food stamps. Nobody is require to watch this disgrace of humanity, so just turn him OFF…permanently and replace him with The Flintstones who are intellectually far superior to Kimmel!!

  54. Robert Terry Moore says:

    Jimmy Kimmel is worse than disgusting! He is a left-wing despicable representative of an ideology that is bereft of any redeeming virtue.

    My sincere hope is that this sick ‘joke’ comes back to bite him where it hurts: in his pocketbook when his ratings decline.

    I, for one, have never watched him perform and I know now that I never will.

  55. James P Hutchins says:

    Screw the liberals. GO MAGA

  56. Rick says:

    Leave it to America’s Best Communist Network to keep Kimmel out front slandering
    a pure patriot. No wonder nobody watches. MAGA Nov 6th is coming. Blue Wave Not!!

  57. Frank Falco says:

    That Kimmel needs to be fired he is an asshole and like to stir up trouble. Can not stand the prick.

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